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| User: | simplesimon (1126495) Rambling Diatribes of the Mighty Gumburcules
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| Name: | The Pie Man | ||
| Bio: | Born in the highlands of Scotland and raised by a pack of wild Scottish West Highland terriers, the man we would all come to know as simplesimon knew little of the world. He came to be known to authorities after being arrested for urinating on a bobbies leg. While in custody, he learned our language and the greatness that are pants and, proclaiming himself the KING of all pants, made a daring escape attempt using only a bannana creme pie and the body of a dessicated hobo as a shield. It is rumored that he now prowls trainyards and under highway overpasses looking for pants to enlist in his army of undead. -Associated Press | ||
| Memories:: | 15 entries | ||
| Pictures: | fewer than 10 public | ||
| Interests: | 44: angels, arthurian legend, battlestar galactica, bondage, chili, comics, computer games, console games, curry, dark horse comics, dave mckean, dc comics, demons, devils, dr. pepper, dresden files, fallen angels, fantasy, fiction, horror, kotor, legends, marvel comics, mike mignola, movies, mythology, neil gaimen, penny arcade, pineapple upside-down cake, roleplaying, rpgs, sci-fi, science, skulls, star wars, stargate, superheroes, tattoos, television, tolkien, venture brothers, villains, worcestershire sauce, zombies | ||
| Schools: | None listed | ||
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| Account type: | Plus Account | ||
